Broad Range: February 2006

YAY!!!

I'm going to get my hair done tomorrow! It's been For-e-ver!!! I'm so excited! I'm going to use part of the giant gift certificate that my darling husband Michael gave me as a gift for my birthday last month. I get 4 different treatments to use whenever I wish. Hair, Nails, Massage, Facial. Ahhhhhh, yes. Bliss. I need this so badly tomorrow. Not just because it's been so long since I had a trip to the salon and my hair looks like crap, but also because I've been working so damn hard and I could use a little relaxation and pampering! Heeeeee! :)

Hey!!! Do you think if I slip them a little extra cash they could make me to look like this? ---->

Hmmmm, I didn't think so either.

Just for Pun!

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

I really reeealllly love my job! It can be high pressure sometimes which, I think I kind of thrive on actually, but... DAMN if it isn't SO FUN! I get to work with some of the most talented, creative, funny, artistic, warm and downright fun people on the planet!

Oh, I am a happy girl right now!

Business Principles 101: Marketing:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, I'm fantastic in bed! That's DIRECT MARKETING.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, She's fantastic in bed! That's ADVERTISING.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed! That's TELEMARKETING.

4. You see a handsome guy at a party, you straighten your dress, walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, May I? and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed! That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed! That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That's A SALES REP.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's TECH SUPPORT.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome guys in all these houses you're passing. So you stop, climb onto the roof of your car and shout at the top of your lungs, I'm fantastic in bed! That's SPAM MAIL.

Oh. My. Gawd!

SOOOOOOO unbelievably busy! I've been working on two seperate films this past week and I can not tell you how busy I have been! It's a good busy! Really. Honest. But, I need a break! Eeeegads!

I have learned so much more about the peculiarness and the greatness of actors this week. Some things just boggle my mind! And, some things make me so proud!

Makes me appreciate my actor friends who "get it" so much more! I'll blog about it more in a couple of days. Must get some sleep for a loooong day of pre-reads and callbacks tomorrow.

In the meantime, if you are an actor (or you want to be one) read this: The Actors Voice

Aaaaand this: Self Management For Actors

Is this true?

Okay all of you broadrange readers... is this true? Am I not novel worthy? Am I not of this world? Am I just a big soap opera character??? I answered all the questions truthfully! Really. Honest!

Teehee!

Hmmmm.

Mary Sue
Your score was 71 in Unbelievability!

You are your author's Mary Sue, and if a fiction writer wrote about a character like you, they would be doing something very wrong.

You're unreal. There's something about you which words cannot describe- well, OK, they can, but not in a way that you seem at all plausible. You are completely unique, special, and, most of all, improbable. The chances of you being the way you are are about the same as the chances of your computer screen exploding right now. It could happen, but it would come as a big surprise.

A novel with you as a character wouldn't even make it past the publishers. It would be rejected immediately because nobody would ever believe you could exist. You and your life are the stuff that daytime talk shows are made of. If you ever want to publish the story of your own life, make sure it's an autobiography, because you're too damn weird for fiction.